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Political Humor

All the humor used is current and tied to what's in the news TODAY. I'm an equal opportunity abuser, I tell jokes about everyone who deserves it without regard to party affiliation. In order not to offend anyone, my humor is always based on bad decisions. For example, a Bill Clinton joke would have to do with the last minute pardons, Monica, etc., because those are all decisions he freely made. He did not chosse to be a white male. Jokes are NEVER made about what people do NOT choose such as their gender, skin color, sexuality, intellectual abilities, etc.

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Here are a few samples of humor I'm currently using. This humor gets updated, so bookmark this page and check back frequently.
Now that Barack Obama is getting daily top secret intelligence briefings from the CIA about terrorism threats and has reviewed the state of the economy, he is demanding a recount.
John McCain called Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and thanked her for running with him. She said she might run for President in 2012 and did McCain have any advice for her. McCain repsonded, "Fully vet your VP choice."
Did you see Jesse Jackson in Grant Park on election night?  He had tears running down his cheeks, he makes more than $250 K per year.
Many Presidents have a name for their time in office. FDR's was the New deal, Kennedy's was Camelot, Reagan's was the Reagan Revolution. So what shall we call Bill Clinton's 8 years in office? How about "Sex between the Bushes?"

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